Goddag og velkommen til denne prøveballon af en hjemmeside. Her kan man klikke rundt så meget man lyster og kigge på kunstneriske tiltag efter forgodtbefindene.

Jeg Hedder Thomas, og vil være deres selvfede vært gennem denne skattekiste* af vidundere**.

Alt på disse sider er naturligvis gjort af mig, og ejerskab er mit med mindre andet er nævnt.

Og så på udenlandsk:

Hello and welcome to this beta of a possible websiteish place where one may peruse, at leisure, the various artworks and other curiousities

My name is Thomas and I'll be your fevered ego, guiding you through this worthwile* site of wonder**.

Everything on this site is ©® and ™ Thomas Heiberg Nøhr, unless otherwise stated. As if you didn't know.

Obligatory Disclaimer For The USAmericans: If you are easily offended, excited, aroused, bored and/or stressed and if you dislike nudity (if you say you do, you lie), sex (ditto) and generally having fun I recommend you go here instead. If you dislike being provoked or made to think, if you fear being confronted with ideas and thoughts dissimilar to your own, if viewing coloured pictures reminds you of the fact you're colourblind, which in turn gives you an urge to sue creators of such blatantly insensitive works of art, you best stay away from this one and go here. This site is not a toy, and the actions perpetrated here may not be copied at home by immature people. The site may contain trace elements of peanuts and small parts and are therefore not to be ingested. This site does not serve as a floatition device, and if used as such, responsibility falls entirely upon the interweb surfer. This site is highly flammable, which means NO SMOKING lest it be on your own head. If you suffer from dyslexia it's highly improbable you've reached this far, but still, if you feel bad at the sight of huge amounts of text, you've only yourself to blame for being A) Dyslexic in the first place - sue your parents and their bad genes B) too curious for your own wellbeing - sue yourself C) overtly sensitive - sue God. If you like to blame others for your own lack of personal responsibility and/or shortcomings please stay away from this site, lest you see or read something that will make you sue for some offense I've yet to think about. Should you hurt yourself whilst on this site (bite your tongue, stub your toe, get food/drink down the windpipe etc.) I am entirely guilt-free and will recommend you learn multitasking.

* Nu er opfattelsen af hvad der er en skattekiste jo meget forskellig fra person til person / It may not be worth your while

** Jeg bruger ordet i dets bredest mulige forstand / "Wonder" would be an overstatement

The author of this site clearly harbours a few preconcieved notions about certain nations. Pray forgive him, for he knows not of which he speaks.